free cookie cake

i’m still peeing my pants

So my dad told me to pick up a cookie cake from Great American Cookie Company for my mom’s birthday tomorrow. He told me, “It should have “Happy Birthday Melanie” on it.”  So I go in, tell them I’m here to pick up the cookie cake my dad ordered, and they don’t have it.

They lost it. -.-

So they make a new one, apologize multiple times (they were really nice), and give it to me free of charge.

A couple hours later my dad calls me. 

Dad: Did you get the cake?

Me: Yeah, I got it but they had lost your order, so they gave me a free one.

Dad: I never ordered it.

Me: …

Me: …WHAT?  You told me to pick it up! They gave me a free one!

Dad: Yeah I told you to pick it up and have them put “Happy Birthday Melanie” on it.

Me:

Dad: 

Me: You have to ORDER it first! You can’t pick it up at the same time.

So basically the moral of the story, kids, is: if you lie at Great American Cookie Company, they will give you a free cookie cake.

lol my cardiologist’s daughter and i went to high school together